CRACKED MAGAZINE “Cracked’s CONDEMNED MUTANT TURTLE SOUP with SHELLS” (( 1990 ))
–>> .. this i believe was just a cut – out label that was on the back of “CRACKED” magazine i think a spring time or summer issue of Cracked Magazine from 1990. I very VERY vaguely recall flipping thru’ it at the local Safeway way back when. It was a gag of coarse and the kids were invited to cut it out and place it on a real can of soup.
You could cut it out and place it on a real can of soup for a joke. Some kid did and it’s just lucky someone saved it for so long.
i bought it for really cheap off ebay. The fact that the can is so old , it’s rusting and soiled looking like it’s shelf worn from a million years ago at the Safeway in hell.
When you shake the can, it has some kind of clump making a wobbling rattle or something, so whatever the product was is now um .. long solidified into something very disturbing i am sure.
If we can track down that issue of CRACKED ( i’ll check one of my comic shops downtown ) maybe i can post a nice hi rez version of the label and people can print out and make their own cans of Turtle Soup.
MM MMMM.. your favourite !! !!
.. can openers..
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where the heck did that come from dave? I dont think Ive seen it before?
–>> .. this i believe was just a cut – out label that was on the back of “CRACKED” magazine i think a spring time or summer issue of Cracked Magazine from 1990. I very VERY vaguely recall flipping thru’ it at the local Safeway way back when. It was a gag of coarse and the kids were invited to cut it out and place it on a real can of soup.
You could cut it out and place it on a real can of soup for a joke. Some kid did and it’s just lucky someone saved it for so long.
i bought it for really cheap off ebay. The fact that the can is so old , it’s rusting and soiled looking like it’s shelf worn from a million years ago at the Safeway in hell.
When you shake the can, it has some kind of clump making a wobbling rattle or something, so whatever the product was is now um .. long solidified into something very disturbing i am sure.
If we can track down that issue of CRACKED ( i’ll check one of my comic shops downtown ) maybe i can post a nice hi rez version of the label and people can print out and make their own cans of Turtle Soup.
wow, thats super gross…and AWESOME. I stuck your explanation in the post
l o l
The label is in the back of Cracked Issue #255 from August of 1990…
–>> thanks , bk !!