Hello, my name is Jester and I'm a Turtleholic.

Well, there’s really not much else to say. I love the Turtles. Maybe not as much as our tattooed host, but they’ve been a part of my life since as long as I can remember. My collection is small, mainly because I sold it when I was 12 or so before a family move to Italia-land. Worst. Day. Ever.

My “collection” as it were mainly amounts to the 2k3 toys, a few 90’s figs here and there and some obscure stuff like the unopened production box of TMNT cereal and the Anti-Turtle expose’ “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Exposed” which is good for a laugh. Did you know that April O’Neil is oversexualized and lead boys to have negative views of women in their adult lives…

Ok….maybe those people have a point!

The one thing I have to my advantage is I’m weird. I have a bizarre perspective when it comes to all things, including the TMNT.

So sit back and relax. It’s gonna be a fun ride.