CRACKED MAGAZINE “Cracked’s CONDEMNED MUTANT TURTLE SOUP with SHELLS” (( 1990 ))

–>> .. this i believe was just a cut – out label that was on the back of “CRACKED” magazine i think a spring time or summer issue of Cracked Magazine from 1990. I very VERY vaguely recall flipping thru’ it at the local Safeway way back when. It was a gag of coarse and the kids were invited to cut it out and place it on a real can of soup.

You could cut it out and place it on a real can of soup for a joke. Some kid did and it’s just lucky someone saved it for so long.
i bought it for really cheap off ebay. The fact that the can is so old , it’s rusting and soiled looking like it’s shelf worn from a million years ago at the Safeway in hell.

When you shake the can, it has some kind of clump making a wobbling rattle or something, so whatever the product was is now um .. long solidified into something very disturbing i am sure.

If we can track down that issue of CRACKED ( i’ll check one of my comic shops downtown ) maybe i can post a nice hi rez version of the label and people can print out and make their own cans of Turtle Soup.

CRACKED MAGAZINE "Cracked's CONDEMNED MUTANT TURTLE SOUP with SHELLS" i (( 1990 ))

MM MMMM.. your favourite !! !!

CRACKED MAGAZINE "Cracked's CONDEMNED MUTANT TURTLE SOUP with SHELLS" ii (( 1990 ))

CRACKED MAGAZINE "Cracked's CONDEMNED MUTANT TURTLE SOUP with SHELLS" iii (( 1990 ))

.. can openers..

..can openers..

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  2. –>> .. this i believe was just a cut – out label that was on the back of “CRACKED” magazine i think a spring time or summer issue of Cracked Magazine from 1990. I very VERY vaguely recall flipping thru’ it at the local Safeway way back when. It was a gag of coarse and the kids were invited to cut it out and place it on a real can of soup.

    You could cut it out and place it on a real can of soup for a joke. Some kid did and it’s just lucky someone saved it for so long.
    i bought it for really cheap off ebay. The fact that the can is so old , it’s rusting and soiled looking like it’s shelf worn from a million years ago at the Safeway in hell.

    When you shake the can, it has some kind of clump making a wobbling rattle or something, so whatever the product was is now um .. long solidified into something very disturbing i am sure.

    If we can track down that issue of CRACKED ( i’ll check one of my comic shops downtown ) maybe i can post a nice hi rez version of the label and people can print out and make their own cans of Turtle Soup.

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