You. (A Rant)

Ok, I’m about to do something I haven’t done since the days of the TurtleVan, when it was all me, and I didn’t have the reputation of my staff to protect. I’m going to rant. The following is not the opinion of anyone at GGM except myself. If you have a problem with it, take it up with me personally, or better yet, just stop reading this blog all together, because if you are the people I’m talking about, I don’t want you here anyway.

Certain members of this fanbase are a cancer. A disease. You. The person who complains that they want something, and then when they get it, they complain. You. The person who, when someone you claim to respect has made possibly the biggest decision of his life, choose to shit all over him instead of stand by him like you SHOULD.

You bastards are so wrapped up in trying to shove what YOU would do down our throats, that you don’t stop for ONE SECOND to think what is good for the property, or good for Peter as a human being.

Boo Hoo. This isn’t what you would have done. Really? Well when you have nurtured an intellecual property for 25 years, slaved over it, lived it, bled it, breathed it, used it to provide for your family, KNOWN NOTHING but this ONE THING for TWENTY FIVE YEARS…THEN you can come tell me what it is that YOU would do; and THEN and only THEN, will I listen to you, because you’ll know what the hell you’re talking about. Until then, you Don’t!

You know who you are? You’re the beer swilling asshole who sits on his fat ass and screams at his football team through a television to make the plays like you want to make them; when you have never thrown a football in your goddamn life. That is you. And I hate you. With every fiber of my being.

-Stephan
Please send all hate mail to [email protected] Then please get the hell out of my fandom.

MOTHMA’s 1st Annual ART SHOW :: October 16. 2009

MOTHMA's 1st Annual ART SHOW :: October 16. 2009

–>> Well, sorry to post this ( forgive me please ** puppy dawg eyes ** ) ..

Eric’s show is a nice lead in.

but if by chance in hell or high water you are able to attend this freeky show and are in the Southern Colorado area by all means stop in, see the geeks ( and one spiky freek ) as there will be plenty of TMNT surprises and then some in the horror show of horrors that’s actually pretty nice !!

One night only !! Thanks !! Wish me luck !!

~ t

terrible2z.com – “TOKKA – ECKS ” Donation Sketch :: RAY FILLET vs. foul play

terrible2z.com - "TOKKA - ECKS " Donation Sketch :: RAY FILLET vs. foul play


** “Tokka – ECKS” Button Ordering and sketch information can be found here !! **

GoGreenMachine.Org To Publish Fan Driven Content Book

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When GoGreenMachine.Org was created, it’s intention was to be a collaborative project to bring people from all corners of the Ninja Turtle Multi-verse together. To centralize the passion, creativity, and love we have for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles so that we could enjoy them on a level that had not previously been possible. While we think we have gone a long way toward this goal, we aren’t there yet. Which is why, today, I am pleased to announce our newest project:

Go Green Machine! – A Collection of Fan-tasic Art and Stories (Working Title)

After quite some time of sorting permissions and working out logistics, GoGreenMachine.Org is taking the next step in bringing the fans together and making your voices heard. We are publishing a book! But who is going to write this masterpiece? You Are.

Starting immediately, GoGreenMachine.Org will begin taking submissions of fan generated TMNT related art, photos, fiction, mini comics, personal profiles, stories, and anything else you can think of! A large selection of these works will be chosen to be included in the publication. This book is going to be created by the fans, for the fans. Our goal is to create a high quality tome of content that each of you can be proud of and allow you to make your mark in the mythos of the TMNT. You’ve given so much of yourself to the boys in green. Now it’s time for you to show the world.

Rules For Submission:
In an effort to not stifle creative juices, we would like to set as few rules as possible. If we are going to use something you submit but it needs to be modified for whatever reason, we will work with you to make it right. But please, no nudity or overtly sexual themes or scenes. Swearing and ninja-violence is ok.

All submissions must be 100% created BY YOU, and not have been published in anything else before.

What We Are Looking For:
Although we are hoping that people suprise us with content we didn’t even KNOW we were looking for, here is a list of ideas to get your brain jumping:

Art – This can be something you’ve done recently or something from your childhood
Photos – Were you at an event? Meet the Mirage gang at a Con? Run into Kevin at the supermarket? Or just had a Turtle-rific 8th birthday party? We want to see it!
Life Stories – If you’ve read this far into this announcement, chances are, the Turtles have touched your lives in amazing ways none of us could even dream of. So tell us!
Fiction – Are you one of those very talented writers who love putting our heroes in death defying situations? Tell us a story.

How To Submit:
Submit any entries directly to our administrator at: [email protected]

All submissions must be accompanied by a high resolution photo of yourself (strongly encouraged, but optional), and a breif bio. These will most likely be included in the publication somehow to give each of you proper credit.

The Fine Print:
In submitting anything to us for publication, you are automatically stating that we have the right to publish your work without any compensation to you. Understand that you are doing this because you want to be part of something bigger than yourself, not because you are looking for a payday.

While we do not take ownership of any of the material you submit, we would ask that you not use these materials in future official publications. Blogs, social netowrking sites, etc are fine.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:

Q: Am I getting paid for this?
A: No. No compensation will be given. As mentioned before, you are doing this out of love your our fandom, and to make your mark in the turtle universe.

Q: Are YOU getting paid for this?
A: Yes and No. Publishing this book is most likely going to be very, very expensive. Currently, GoGreenMachine plans to publish the book ourselves. Out of our own pocket (somewhat fitting given the origin of the Turtles). So we can promise you that any money we make off these books will go to repaying our investment, funding the site (which is also paid for out of pocket by us), and investing into further TMNT fan projects. The bottom line is that this is a labor of love. You don’t walk away rich from something like this.

Q: When is the book going to be released?
A: We are shooting for a release in the neighborhood of the 2011 Turtles movie. That is of course, subject to change.

Q: If I submit material, am I guaranteed to be in the book?
A: Unfortunately No. The book will undoubtedly have a page limit, and if we get as large of a response as we are hoping, we are going to have to be selective.

Q: What is the deadline for submission?
A: Currently there isn’t one. So just send us stuff till we tell you to stop.

Q: Is there a limit to the number of submissions I can make?
A: Not officially, just use your best judgement.

Q: I would like to help fund, distribute, produce, edit, or design this book.
A: If you would like to help with the project in some other way than content submission, you may contact our administrator at [email protected]. Relevent work experience in graphic arts, design, consumer products, etc. will most likely be required.

Any other inquires can be made to our administrator at [email protected]

This Project is offically public knowledge, so please, spread the word!

GO GREEN MACHINE!

Shameless Blog Exploitation

Hey gang,

As you may or may not know, Attempting to acquire the entire vintage (88-98) playmates catalog of toys has been a feverish passion of mine for the last 7 years or so…

As of this week, I am down to needing 3 items, so I am reluctantly using the power of the Green Machine to help me lay this thing to rest once and for all.

I am looking for the Don, Leo, and Raph, Ninja Practice Pals. They are stuffed pillow-esque items, similar to the old WWF Wrestling buddies. Here is what they look like:

I am offering $100 dollars for each of the 3 dolls in reasonable condition (they dont have to be perfect). Why am I paying so much? Because once I have these, I will have every single product that Playmates produced for the US market from 1988-1998.

Normally I wouldn’t shamelessly pimp my own agenda on GGM, but you can imagine how important this is to me.

if you have any of the dolls in question, you can contact me at [email protected]
-Steph